Looking for clever shortcuts for cleaning up after your dog? Yup, we may love 'em, but boy do they make a mess... of the floors, the doors, the garden, in some cases the sofa, and in a few cases, your bed. The best ways to clean up after a dog involve prevention as well as clever hacks – you don't have to adopt them all, but doing so will cut the time you spend cleaning, time that you can then devote to your pooch (or lying down in a dark room recovering from that walk he/she's just taken you on).
Here, we tackle prevention, dog sick, poo and wee (sorry), dog hair and muddy paw prints on carpets. Find more unmissable cleaning tips, hacks and advice on our dedicated hub page.
13 ways to prevent your dog making a mess
If you can prevent the mess the dog makes, you won't have nearly so much to tidy up.
1. Put dog walking kit by the front door
That's leads, poo bags and your muddy boots by the back/front door. Doing so means you don't have to tramp in and out of the house with them. Put paw wipes (an old towel will do) for drying wet paws off if the position of the hose/bath means hefting a muddy dog through the house.
2. Plumb in a hose by the front door
Having plumbing work done anyway? Investigate how easy it would be to put a tap in the front garden if that's the only way to get into your home.
3. Get a food mat
Rubber backed ones will stick to the floor, and the food bowls will stick to them (unless your dog is an extremely enthusiastic eater). Either way, they will cut down on the amount of food and lick left on the floor.
4. Find toy storage to keep the floor clear
A basket or bin is a handy place to chuck toys, half-chewed bones and, inevitably, one of your socks. If your dog's young, you might even be able to train it to put toys away after use (we can dream).
5. Find a washable dog bed
If you can pop it on a hot wash once a week, you'll avoid a mucky, niffy bed and cut down on germs. Failing that, cover it with a big washable cushion that'll take the majority of the abuse.
6. Keep the dog bed out of the kitchen
They're full of germs, so just don't. And don't wash the dog in the kitchen sink, either.
7. Keep the dog's dinner out of the kitchen
We know, it's way more convenient to have them in there, right? But if you're lucky enough to have a utility room, stick them there.
8. Don't let the dog on the furniture or your bed
We don't need to give you lectures about dog hair, dander, fleas, faeces, urine, vomit, saliva... (happy to get to the end of that list), you know you shouldn't let them up. It's just those big, doggy eyes. We know. We get it.
9. Have a sofa with washable covers
Okay, so you let the dog on the sofa (guilty) or bed (errr... don't tell the other half), so invest in a sofa with washable covers. Or protect them with washable throws.
10. Give up on carpets
Having a dog and carpets isn't a good mix in one household, especially if your living room gives straight on to the garden. Whether you have carpets or not, you'll want to invest in a vacuum designed especially to pick up pet hair (we've reviewed the best ones) or a dog that doesn't shed. More on dog hair below.
11. Groom your dog regularly
Reduce shedding by brushing your dog everyday. Soon-to-be-owners reading this? If you wont' have time for this, investigate breeds that don't shed – although bear in mind that these dogs still need regular grooming. Having your dog's nails trimmed regularly will minimise the damage they make to doors if they're scratchers, too.
12. Bath your dog regularly
Regularly bathing your dog will keep the shedding down somewhat, as can giving it a high quality diet. Make sure you rinse the dog well to remove all the dog shampoo (and don't use human products on them).
13. Keep doors shut
Especially when you're out, keeping bedroom or living room doors shut will ensure your dog doesn't go where he/she shouldn't. This is a must if your dog tends to empty bins, shopping bags or just chew underwear.
Better still, teach your dog to stay out of those rooms.
14. Wipe dogs' dishes with a thin film of vegetable oil
Doing so can reduce dry-skin dander and will make the dishes easier to clean. Win win.
15. Immunise, worm and flea-check regularly
Need we say more?
How to get dog vomit or poo off a carpet, sofa or bed
Yup, we've gone there. Dog vomit, just like that of humans, needs cleaning up quickly. The upside? It's often not very well digested because, particularly in the case of young dogs, it's appeared because they've bolted their food. This, theoretically, makes it easier to clean up. Poo? Let's just say it happens with puppies, unwell and elderly dogs.
Once you've picked it up (use our guide on cleaning up vomit to find out how to do so without actually touching it), pour soda water on to the stain, blot with kitchen roll; repeat until the stain disappears. Or, spray white vinegar diluted with an equal part of water on to the stain; let it soak in for 15 minutes, then blot with kitchen roll until dry. Repeat until the stain disappears. Or, mix washing up liquid – one tablespoon – with one tablespoon of white vinegar and two cups of warm water. Sponge the stain with it, then blot thoroughly.
Assuming the stain has been removed, if the item can go in the washing machine, now's the time to put it on a hot wash. Don't use hot water on it otherwise – the stain will set.
How to get dog urine out of a carpet, sofa or mattress
Before you begin, check any manufacturer instructions for your upholstery. If you are unsure, and particularly for velvet, silk or antique upholstery, it might be best to consult a cleaning professional.
Start by soaking up as much of the urine as possible with kitchen roll (pressing down on it with your dog-walking shoes is the best way for carpets; don rubber gloves for a sofa or mattress). Then using an equal mix of water and white vinegar, wet the carpet/sofa/mattress. Using a soft brush, work at the stain. Blot again with kitchen roll and allow to dry.
Once dry, sprinkle the stain with baking powder. Leave for half an hour or so then vacuum up.
How to clean up dog hair
There are tons of ways of minimising and quickly picking up dog hair. Here are the best by far:
Keep sticky tape or tumble dryer sheets handy
If your dog's hair is everywhere – from the sofa to your smart work coat – having either of these to hand is useful for de-hairing in a hurry.
Use a squeegee to loosen hair on the carpet
Run it across a hairy carpet and see ingrained hair lift.
Spray the carpet before vacuuming
If you dampen the carpet a little with water before you vacuum, you'll get more hair up. If you're giving your carpet a proper freshening, let the carpet dry out then sprinkle it with baking powder; leave it for half an hour, then vacuum up. Find more carpet cleaning tips in our guide.
Quickly pick up hair from hard floors with a damp mop
If you don't have time to get the vacuum cleaner out, a quick go round with a damp mop is really effective.
Remove dog hair from furniture with rubber gloves
The dog hair clings to them as you wipe the furniture over with the gloves; if the gloves are a little wet they'll work even better.
How to get muddy paw prints off a carpet, sofa or duvet
First let the mud dry. If it's a really wet, soggy patch, blot (don't rub) it to help it dry without spreading. Once the mud is dry, vacuum the mud up slowly and thoroughly. Once as much of the mud is up as possible, blot the carpet with warm soapy water on a white cloth. When the cloth begins to look dirty, switch to a clean one. Keep going until the stain is gone, then blot dry with kitchen roll.